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Kili and Fili make me happy and I love them but they are going to make me sad and it will hurt and that is a difficult thing because it doesn’t make their happiness any less happy, but maybe just a little more futile.

HEY LOOK! ALEX IS GIVING AWAY HOBBIT PREMIER POSTERS! THIS ENDS TOMORROW. 4 WINNERS!

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So I have 4 super awesome posters to give away, HOW EXCITING IS THAT!

LOOK AT ALL THE POSTERS (and ignore the lacking image quality):

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(Hey look! my foot casually in the corner ruining the picture.)

1. SMEAGOL (GOLLUM)

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2. GANDALF

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3. BILBO BAGGINS

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4. THORIN OAKENSHIELD

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and each one has the Hobbit premier date and everything on the bottom

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BUT HOW DO YOU GET A POSTER?

The entry system is as follows:

  1. Follow me, reblog, or like. EACH ONE COUNTS AS ONE ENTRY SO YOU CAN TOTALLY DO ALL THREE. 
  2. THERE ARE GOING TO BE 4 WINNERS. The first winner gets to pick which poster, the second winner picks after them, so on and so forth.
  3. I WILL SHIP ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. It just might take a while for it to get to you depending on where you live.
  4. THIS CLOSES ON FRIDAY, JANUARY 18. If the winners do not send me a message with the address you would like the poster to go to within three days, I will pick someone else and the winner behind you will assume your spot. So if the first place person doesn’t claim it, then the second place bumps up and everyone following. You get my gist. You’re smart people.
  5. Any questions you can just send to my askbox and I’ll try to answer them promptly.

SO GO, THERE’S NOTHING STOPPING YOU. (a catchphrase I have just now stolen from Airtran.)

HEY LOOK! ALEX IS GIVING AWAY HOBBIT PREMIER POSTERS!

So I have 4 super awesome posters to give away, HOW EXCITING IS THAT!

LOOK AT ALL THE POSTERS (and ignore the lacking image quality):

image

(Hey look! my foot casually in the corner ruining the picture.)

1. SMEAGOL (GOLLUM)

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2. GANDALF

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3. BILBO BAGGINS

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4. THORIN OAKENSHIELD

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and each one has the Hobbit premier date and everything on the bottom

image

BUT HOW DO YOU GET A POSTER?

The entry system is as follows:

  1. Follow me, reblog, or like. EACH ONE COUNTS AS ONE ENTRY SO YOU CAN TOTALLY DO ALL THREE. 
  2. THERE ARE GOING TO BE 4 WINNERS. The first winner gets to pick which poster, the second winner picks after them, so on and so forth.
  3. I WILL SHIP ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. It just might take a while for it to get to you depending on where you live.
  4. THIS CLOSES ON FRIDAY, JANUARY 18. If the winners do not send me a message with the address you would like the poster to go to within three days, I will pick someone else and the winner behind you will assume your spot. So if the first place person doesn’t claim it, then the second place bumps up and everyone following. You get my gist. You’re smart people.
  5. Any questions you can just send to my askbox and I’ll try to answer them promptly.

SO GO, THERE’S NOTHING STOPPING YOU. (a catchphrase I have just now stolen from Airtran.)

I have 4 extra limited edition collectable Hobbit premier posters with a different character on each to give away but I’m way too fucking lazy to take proper pictures and set up a give away.

There’s Thorin, Bilbo, Gollum, and Gandalf. And they have the Hobbit in Elvish as well as the premier date written on them.

I should probably get on taking the pictures and posting the giveaway.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE HOBBIT ON AO3 LATELY.

FILTER: EXPLICIT > KUDOS

95% IS BILBO/THORIN

THE HOBBIT WAS PERFECT HOLY FUCK.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT MOVIE IS THE BEST THING.

This picture had to been taken on a hill or something because Benedict is not just like four inches taller than Martin. Martin is about 5 ft 6 in. Benedict is about 6 ft.
Can you imagine the conversation that preceded this photo?
Martin: Stop it, what are you doing?
Benedict: I’m crouching down a bit so you don’t look so short.
Martin: People know I’m bloody short, Ben. You don’t need to try and discourage that.
Benedict: Are you sure? Look, now I only look about 3 inches taller than you!
Martin: I’m playing a fucking Hobbit, Ben. PEOPLE ARE AWARE OF MY HEIGHT.
Benedict: I’m staying like this anyway.
Martin: Why the fuck-
Photographer: Smile!

This picture had to been taken on a hill or something because Benedict is not just like four inches taller than Martin. Martin is about 5 ft 6 in. Benedict is about 6 ft.

Can you imagine the conversation that preceded this photo?

Martin: Stop it, what are you doing?

Benedict: I’m crouching down a bit so you don’t look so short.

Martin: People know I’m bloody short, Ben. You don’t need to try and discourage that.

Benedict: Are you sure? Look, now I only look about 3 inches taller than you!

Martin: I’m playing a fucking Hobbit, Ben. PEOPLE ARE AWARE OF MY HEIGHT.

Benedict: I’m staying like this anyway.

Martin: Why the fuck-

Photographer: Smile!

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annerisu:

A quick Bilbo P:

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I can just imagine them shooting the scene where he hops the fence.

Peter Jackson: Can you jump that Martin? I mean clear over it.

Martin Freeman: I think so. 

-attempts to jump completely over. fails.-

Martin: You may need to lower it a bit. 

-the fence is lowered-

Peter: How about now? Can you make it over with it a bit shorter?

Martin: Let me try it out.

-attempts to jump completely over. fails.-

Martin: Sorry, I can’t jump over that either. The fence is still too high. 

Peter: Why don’t you just jump as high as you can and we’ll add the fence in later. 

You’ll have a tale or two to tell when you come back.

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cumberbatchweb:

Bilbo and the shards of Narsil

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So many natty outfits!