Tale as Old as Time

I like men who are either very stylish or as close to gay as humanly possible without actually liking cock.

Exhibit A) Benedict Cumberbatch - Very Stylish

Exhibit B) Martin Freeman - Very Stylish

Exhibit C) David Walliams - A Close to Gay as Humanly Possible

Exhibit D) Jimmy Carr -Basically Alan Carr without the bumming.

And I really love Jack Whitehall.

I think I’m the only person in the world who doesn’t find Lara Stone staggeringly beautiful.

I think she is incredibly pretty and she and David Walliams are cute together, but I don’t find her as incredibly beautiful as everyone else does. She’s supposed to be one of the best models in the world, or the best model in the world, and I don’t really see it.

I want to find a man like David Walliams and Jimmy Carr.

Funny and basically gay without liking bumming.

David Walliams is about as gay as a man can get without actually liking cock.

I love him so fucking much.

I want to find someone like that.

He married a supermodel who is 12 years younger than him.

rewatching 2006’s Big Fat Quiz of the Year.

I just love Noel and Russel.

I love them.

It’s absolutely fanfuckingtastic them together on this.

And Cat and Jonathan.

And Rob and Dave.

Ugh.

I love Big Fat Quiz of the Year.