February 2012
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rick santorum should give up his campaign for lent
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youcouldbethatclever:
sherlockismyholmesboy:
People are already shipping Benedict Cumberbatch with Zachary Quinto
and the ship name
is QUCUMBER.
Current Problem:
Where the fuck are my pants?
I went to sleep for like 5 minutes, wake up, and my pants are gone. I was wearing sweatpants when I fell asleep. I can’t even fucking find them. I’m in my own goddamn bedroom.
WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS.
HELP.
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Suddenly Minerva McGonagall being absolutely...
I’m just sitting here:
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MARTIN: Douglas, I cannot help but notice you’ve filled the flight deck with orchids.
DOUGLAS: Yes. Yes, I have done that. Yes.
MARTIN: Are you about to propose to me?
DOUGLAS: It pains me to break your heart Martin, but no. These are for another man, a Finnish customs officer named Milo, to be exact.
MARTIN: And what does he have that I don’t have?
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kingcheddarxvii:
The collectives boogers of every tumblr user put together are smarter than Rick Santorum
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I hate myself, but I have everyone else more.
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