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parkbench221:

Sherlock in The Empty Hearse

Sherlock: Where’s John?

Mycroft: Terrorist network.

Sherlock: Do I look ok? I’m gonna see John.

Mycroft: Terrorist network. Very dangerous.

Sherlock: Where’s John? I’m gonna go see John.

John in His Last Vow

John: You have a girlfriend?

Sherlock: Magnussen.

John: But you have a girlfriend?

Sherlock: Magnussen. Very dangerous.

John: Yeah, but you have a girlfriend?

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Will you watch your ruddy language? My ears are not a toilet.

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johnlockhusbands:

( ⋂‿⋂’)  Sherlock sits in John’s lap whilst he’s in his mind palace, because he wants him to feel safe and cherished. Whilst he’s busy thinking John wraps his arms around that lil tummy and intertwines their legs whilst he nuzzles the back of his neck with his nose. Carefully placing delicate kisses around the side of his neck and jawline, occasionally breaking the chain of kisses to nibble on those sensitive ears making Sherlock quiver and murmur in pleasure, keeping them both occupied for hours.

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modern-vampires-of-art-history:

Vincent van Gogh, Vase with 12 Sunflowers (1888) / Vampire Weekend, Hannah Hunt (2013)

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vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

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kkkkawaiian:

ten word poem

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dijonwatson:

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please pour six gallons of cold water over my head

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

Sherlock sexting John more like

"You’re my entire world, my entire universe, and though I wasn’t big on astronomy before I am now because you’re the sun to my moon and I love you. SH"

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nicoangeli:

*apollo pulls lyre out of nowhere* anyway, here’s wonderwall

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  • Sherlock: YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH?
  • Moriarty: YEAH
  • Sherlock: DUDE ME TOO
  • Moriarty: OH MY GOD
  • *HIGH FIVE*
  • *Theme music plays*

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

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gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

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isthatabutterfly:

carriehiddlebatch:

Oh sweet Jesus doing Zumba! isthatabutterfly Why oh why did I start reblogging you whilst I am in a public place and I am unable to scream and flail around? This is tough. I want to fling my iPad at the lovely older woman sitting across from me :(

carriehiddlebatch I’m sorry, darling :p But you know me, you know what I blog. Why on earth would you reblog me on a public place?

isthatabutterfly:

carriehiddlebatch:

Oh sweet Jesus doing Zumba! isthatabutterfly Why oh why did I start reblogging you whilst I am in a public place and I am unable to scream and flail around? This is tough. I want to fling my iPad at the lovely older woman sitting across from me :(

carriehiddlebatch I’m sorry, darling :p But you know me, you know what I blog. Why on earth would you reblog me on a public place?

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